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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Assigned seats, weedeater and pirates...



Someone had asked me to bring this post back and to start posting stick pictures that people have been sending me, so, here it is! Sticks at the doctor's office. I present to you eastern Kentucky sticks, complete with the "Friends of Coal" sticker. **Please note: the author actually considers herself a "Friend of Coal" but has to point out the positive correlation between the FOC sticker and sticks.


This car also sported another nifty feature -- assigned seats. Please note the names listed on the windows. I am a lover of routine. When I was in college, I always sat in the same seat. This approach here will help you make sure no one ever takes your seat in the car. Did you forget if you were the driver or the passenger? No problem with that here. Chandra is clearly the driver. She won't have to stop and hesitate before she gets in the car, wondering where to sit.

But I wonder, what happens if Chandra gets sick. Would her husband be allowed to drive her car? Would they have to scratch the name off? What if her daughter brought a friend home from school. Where would she sit?




If I were to get sticks for my car, they would look a little something like this...
I have definitely decided that I would opt for the weedeater, though the ninja or pirate options were both appealing to me. I have no clue how people make that oh-so-important final decision. Justin says that I don't weedeat enough to use the decal above. I guess I would opt for "ninja."

Speaking of ninjas, err, pirates... Where does a pirate go to wash his car? The Arrrrrrr wash!

1 comment:

  1. you crack me up ... but these are all extremely valid points. and i think of you every time i see a vehicle with the stickly people hitching a ride on the back window.

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